"working on my faults and cracks..."

10.28.2007

My karma ran over my dogma


There is a God, and he is laughing at me.

Just hours from one of the biggest releases of the year for me, a critical component in my Playstation 3 has unceremoniously failed, leaving me stranded with an irreparable, nonexchangeable machine, and little choice other than to place it in early retirement...


...as an exceptionally proficient, six hundred dollar doorstop.

The "critical component" at fault being, whatever selective and diabolical elven black magic that reads disc media upon insertion. Adding the delicious sting of unleaded soy sauce to the wound, is how the elven's timely send-off for my faithful roommate's permanent holiday occurred just moments before a glorious vessel bearing such saviors as Guitar Hero 3, the aforementioned R&C, Uncharted, Rock Band, and pretty much every other piece of software, long-awaited version update, and legitimate reason to own a goddamn $600 doorstop (which should handle multi-tasking as a functional gaming platform), was scheduled to make triumphant and historical landfall on my pitiful deserted island of irony starting today.

Early adopters always get screwed. Apple is living proof of this. But early adopters are not supposed to get screwed by a cactus butt-plug lubricated with Icy Hot, and dipped in wasabi. Granted,I'm fully aware of certain risks that come with embracing new technology, but they should never be associated with slipshod or rushed craftsmanship, of which there is no. Goddamn. Excuse.
This would be easier to stomach if such incidents were more isolated, but certain frustrated PSN threads are starting to suggest otherwise.

No, that acrid stench in your nostrils isn't the rectal destruction.
That would be the smell of more rotten Sony PR.

For a year, I've tenderly loved the hell out of the system's only flagship games: Resistance and Warhawk, along with a small handful of other downloadable titles, and patiently waited for November '07 when we were promised our ship. The time has finally come, and...yes.
This.

This deplorable, reprehensible, shit.

The very kind that's only funny when it's on somebody else's porch.
In a sack. And on fire.

2 contributions to this piece:

Seth Shapiro said...

Yeah, I fall into the "somebody elses porch" category. For several months I was 360-less as it was at the repair station, being judged that it indeed had the red-ring-of-death. Then they sent me a new one.

Maybe if enough PS3's break over the same problem, they'll extend their warranty like Microsoft was so kind to do.

But even if they do, you've still been screwed over by the whole ordeal and you have my deepest sympathies.

:[

Dagbert said...

A couple months isn't bad--at least you were able to get it replaced.

They almost sent me a coffin the other day. Then the Japanese tech support guy realized my serial numbers belonged to an American machine.

He politely told me to get bent.

 
Copyright 2010 - Powered by Blogger - Header Image: Banksy at Sundance