the DI tries his hand at a PSA: great success!

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all fun and games until...

Stumbled across this brilliant homemade nugget of expat wisdom (100% imparted firsthand) as I was cleaning out some files this afternoon. And honestly, I don't think it's grown any less relevant in the year or so it has sat entirely forgotten, accumulating digital dust on my work flash drive.

I realize that community college classes may have just begun, but before you change that major and pack those bags, pull up my invaluable flowchart and try to imagine yourself in five years. Then ten. Take a deep breath and try fifteen.

That's what I thought. Liberal Art majors never had it so good.

hands down

add sliced lime, dash of kobe. serve iced

Sapphire and tonic with a lime is the quintessential summer evening nightcap. Anyone wanting to suggest otherwise, may kindly turn in their pretentious bar tab and get the fuck out.

truth bombs away

First learn to work in a fish market if you wanna save the whales.