sorry, got these sacks

In case you don't see me around for the next few weeks or months, rest assured it's not because I'm arranging AVCHD in Final Cut for the Headset short, working on my own little textedit swan song, or slaving away at school pretending to be a functioning homeroom teacher, rather, but because of this little guy:

I know he's smiling, but he's actually a bastard.
A time-sucking, soul-stealing bastard.