Myspace: Hillbillies with keyboards

On the rarest of occasions, fished from the slough of nonsensical idiocy that is my collective 'creativity,' is a shiny, limerick* nugget of the purest gold; so divine, so masterfully crafted, and so delightfully hilarious, that it would be a colossal waste not for me to share it with the adoring masses.
Without further adieu...

"Teh myspace grammer lol"

By Zach

There once was a 'tard with a Dell
Who never once learned how to spell

"Thier," "Ur," "Arnt," "Thanx"

His noggin quite thick
So his ass I did kick
Without reason except to "mach schnell!"

You're welcome.


* Technically, not quite an actual limerick