Ye olde butt sack

I can almost hear my lungs turn a healthy shade of gray.

If I were to tell you how often they emptied it, would you really want to know?

Oh yeah.
New survey of dire importance, page left. Here's a simple four-step guide that will walk you through the arduous process.

1. Read
2. Vote
3. ??
4. Profit!**

So easy, even a caveman without his own television show could do it.


** Thanks to reader Seth for providing the explanation.