"working on my faults and cracks..."

11.18.2008

125 words of poorly translated hobo drama

"Honda"

Hmm... So that's all? You just hit him?

Yes.


Leave a hole in his chest?


Er, no.


But you ran?


Yes.


Because he...


No.


Muscular guy?


No. Not at all.


Any roundhouse kicks, falcon dives?


No.


And you think there’s a story in this?


Yes.


Not a goddamn chance. Tell you what I'll do though.


I get a reality show?


No. Not quite.


My knuckle hurts. Does that help?


You battled a seven-foot hobo with one leg. After jumping off a fire escape to punch him in the face, you pile-drove him into a tower of steel garbage cans, before galloping five miles to the nearest police station on a rabid hyena.


Isn't that a video game?


Close enough. Willy Mackey would have maimed you.

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