50 steps to the outhouse

Holy crap.

"...doa gochui kudasai. Hai, soredewa tugi wa Tsukaguchi eki desu. Tsukagu--... Tsuka...ehtto...ehtto... Tugi wa...ehh--uuuaaaaugh! yabai yabai yabai yabai yabai!!"
*soft splatter*

"Violent bout" for the win. How come my train delays are always boring run-of-the-mill stuff? Mild flooding, an occasional jumper, schoolkid train track shenanigans...But goddamn! "Lingering aroma of human fecal destruction" would definitely be a first.

And to think I used to hate coming into work on a Saturday.


Trans: "...caution, doors are closing. All right, the next station is Tsukaguchi. Tsukagu--...Tsuka...uh...uhm...the next is uhh...uuuaaaaugh! oh...oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!!"