Calorie, mate

Well, it's here, and it sucks. You may kindly stop holding your breath. Just a word of advice, I recommend you first watch the training video if you haven't yet, as it directly precludes the 10 minute crap-fest above. You can find that here (training video, not the crap-fest).



* Totally unrelated, and mostly inappropriate, am I the only one who finds the golden juvenile humor in this blithely ignorant news title? Just wondering.
* This one isn't much better. Call me when Japan goes to break the world record for "Largest Circle Jerk." Cripes...and they call this "breaking news."