kelly finally gets the boot

To satisfy a smallish itching curiosity I have, I think it's time for a little impromptu survey, courtesy of the DI.

No need to think this through, just resist the burning urge to cheat and leave your answer in the comments. If you don't have a Blogger/Google/Typekey account, or plan to just outright lie, comments under "Anonymous" are happily accepted. Otherwise, prepare to have your candor applauded. Or tongue-lashed.

According to the play counter, what's the top played song on your most oft-used media player (iTunes, Windows Media, etc.), and how many times has it been played?

I'll go first:

dookie ex machina

[insert craption here]
I don't usually photograph or post any of the Engrish I find, but this was just too damn good to pass up. Signs posted on a row of temporary johns at a Hyogo highway rest stop under construction had all the right informative intentions, but unfortunately raise more questions than answers.

Does this 'machine' make feces? Does it accept feces as monetary compensation for its assistance, or is it simply powered by feces? Does it take feces and mold them into whimsical shapes like monkeys and bears? Does safe operation of this machine require extensive study of enigmatic fecal tutorials?


I fear we may never know.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but "beep beep"

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